Oh Just Shut Up and Look Pretty.

November 17, 2006 – 10:51 am |

I know when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are going to get married. I know what kind of mattress he sleeps on and his opinion on the legalization of all drugs.

How do I know? Well, I am pretty well-connected, and I’m psychic.

But it’s actually because he answered all these questions in Esquire magazine in October. My crush started back in Thelma and Louise, and it’s survived a lot. I think it’s officially over. Is it just me or he is taking himself just a wee bit seriously?