Archive for the ‘Mistakes in Motherhood’ Category
Wednesday, September 27th, 2006
By the third kid you really should know that you cannot leave blogger up and the office door open while you attempt to use the bathroom alone with the door closed.
(Really you should know by your third kid that using the bathroom alone with the door closed, much like talking on the phone to your childless friends, is a lost luxury altogether, but I digress.)
It took me awhile. I had to re-start the computer twice before I could even get access to blogger or anything else, but I was finally able to reboot and fix the problem.
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Wednesday, September 27th, 2006
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Monday, July 10th, 2006
I traipsed into the video store today (with the three-under-five in tow), and I noticed the cute young clerk giving me a look.
“Oh yeah,” I thought, even though I was my usual sweaty, disorganized self, “I must look pretty cute today.”
Moments later I realized my one year old, entertaining himself from his perch on my hip, had been digging in my purse. He had emerged brandishing a tampon in each hand – which he was using to practice waving.
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