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January 11, 2008 – 9:59 pm |

6: So, dad, was there a lot of damage to grandma and grandpa’s house?

Hubs: I’m not sure yet, bud, but everybody’s ok. That’s what’s important.

4: Is grandpa ok?

Hubs: Grandpa has a couple owies, but he’s just fine.

6: Did he stop, drop and roll?

Hubs: He must’ve. Yep.

Kong: Did three firemen come to grandpa house?

Hubs: I don’t know how many, but the firemen did come, yep.

6: Grandpa must have called 9-1-1, just like he’s supposed to.

4: No. Grandpa’s kinda old. Old people just use Life Alert.